Actually, Tim Burgess (of Charlatans fame) has a ticket generator on his Merch Market web site. Many people are re-creating tickets from concerts they saw in their youth, which is cool. But I had to make one for Las Almejas.

I think it looks pretty cool. I could see myself creating a bunch of these, including ones for the floating timeline. I really need to buckle down and write those Las Almejas stories. I’ve been threatening to do that for over 20 years now. Maybe late 2025/early 2026 it will finally come to pass?

Yes, the high school and address in the ticket are real. Thanks be to Google. Though I doubt a Catholic high school, or any high school, would approve of such a show. For reasons.